This is a parody of "Carless Whisper", but imagine the Technologicly clueless Marge singing this:

I feel so unsure
As I try to type, like many times before
Not to my surprise
And my frustrated 'sighs'
When I squint at the tiny screen
And I can't even text a reply.

[Chorus]
I'm never gonna text again
These two thumbs have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to hit 'send'
I know I'll never be cool.
I should've known better, than to text again
And use the minutes I've been given
So I'm never gonna text again
And don't expect a reply real sooooon...

I can hardly send
Whole words, or abbreviations
I think Email's fine,
But that's so '99.
There's no mesages comin' through
And no B.F.F's are mine

[Chorus]
I'm never gonna text again
These two thumbs have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to hit 'send'
I know I'll never be cool.
I should've known better than to text again
And use these minutes I've been given
So I'm never gonna text again
And don't expect a reply real sooooon...

Never without my phone...

Not sure what all the fuss is about
Texting little notes all around
Maybe, texting will just go away
Drivers wouldn't hurt themselves while texting away

Uh! I should've got that phone Lisa adored
Uh! I should've got one with a full keyboard
But now, who'd wanna text with me?
Oh, great....

[Chorus]
I'm never gonna text again
These two thumbs have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to hit 'send'
I know I'll never be cool.
I should've known better, than to text again
And use the minutes I've been given
So I'm never gonna text again
And don't expect a reply real sooooon...

(Spoken)

MARGE: (frustrated)
No, I wanted an "H"....Grrr...stupid texting! Hrrmmm....even Maggie's doing a better job at text than me.